when none of ur internet friends are online
occupation: the family disappointment
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
you dont know true competition until youre one of the last two people in musical chairs
i nearly killed someone like this once
the chair games
may the chairs be ever in your favor
game of thrones
Getting out of cosplay.
do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar
I’m glad it isn’t just me
Person: “I’m 6ft tall”
me: *tries to imagine six subway sandwiches on top of eachother*
My mind screams Victorias Secret model, my heart screams eat as many chicken nuggets as you can in 30 minutes
dont judge a book by its cover. my math textbook has a picture of someone enjoying themselves on it. i did not enjoy myself at all